Shit!

So my girlfriend's teenage son has had a pain in his side for months now. They took him to the doctor and did some blood work which all came back normal. They also did a cat scan. They can't quite tell if it's a blockage, an ulcer, acid reflux, etc. So apparently he needed to give a sample of #2. He took his sweet time getting around to it too. So finally he did on Saturday and it needed to keep. I was not happy to hear that there was poop in our freezer.

Anyway, Sugar was going to bed and telling her hubby that she had to get up earaly and drop some shit off. He asked, "Oh? What do you have to do?"

I replied, "She's not speaking metaphorically! Remember there is Poo in our freezer!"